The Dating Game……..sucks.

Definition= guy, gal like each other, but gal wont do shit until guy does some shit.

Yes, sorry I’m pissed off. This chasing, dating shizz has been way overrated. This is how it goes, conventionally-from a girl’s perspective. I see a guy I like, say at a public place-bar, theater whatever. I instantly act coy, sending out signals that the guy somehow needs to perceive. Then we all go home, do nothing, and don’t exchange phone numbers, until I magically meet him somewhere like a frikking year later. And for all you know, it won’t work.

Here’s my take—I see someone I like…I make the move (yes, the girl makes the unconventional move). I ask him out….I take the initiative, because, I like him too.

Apparently, this is a NO-NO! WHY may I ask? Here’s why---Since medieval times (and the frikking genetics), it’s the guy that makes the move and I’m supposed to shut my trap and wait.

All my friends say the same shizz. WAIT FOR THE MAN. HES LIKES TO CONTROL THE SITUATION. THE MAN LIKES TO CHASE. IT DON’T MATTER IF YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT. HE NEEDS TO LIKE YOU TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

Phuck that I say. Phuck that for real.

Clearly, I a non-conformist and an outcast. SO be it.

So much for equal opportunity and shit.