Playing hard to get?

Playing hard to get?

So I was reading Cosmo earlier this week. There is this section (don’t remember the name) where gals rant and rave about their sexual exploits, how they won their boy back or how they avenged their ex and so on. You get the point.
So reading all this makes me feel like an underachiever. I don’t have boys to avenge upon, win back or rant and rave. I do have plenty of examples of ‘boys are just aren’t there yet’ and ‘boys that are missing the left cerebrum’.
Anyways, to cut the creative juices in short, I read this entry by an 18yr old gal who was so in love with the boy, but boy not serious as her. So what does she do?

She plays hard to get. She acts nonchalant and indifferent to feeling/emotions but doesn’t give up ‘doing it’. So in few hours/days/months/years/decades, the boy realizes she’s the ‘one’ and confesses his love for her. How divine! And she is just 18! Now where did she accrue such cosmical brainpower huh? Her logic totally defies mine! Which being- act upon gut, non-nonsense approach and no acting coy, confess your feelings blahhh.

So clearly, this 18yr old has an edge on me. I am an imbecile and retard when it comes to playing guys. Damn! Too late to learn?
NO!
So henceforth, I’m going to be flipping coy and play harder to get. That’s what works, so be it I say!

Lesson learnt = Play hard to get because men get turned off by commitment and emotional BS that girls are full of. Blame Charles Darwin.